"I'll wear my bread thong!"

I was very tired the other night, but Luke, sitting at the foot of my bed, decided he was going to ramble on and on about shower fixtures. I was wrapped in a blanket, in my jammies, falling asleep while listening to him talk about how great it would be to have two shower heads in the shower. In my drowsy haze, I said "I'm going to put peanut butter in your shower head so that you can shower in peanut butter."

Well, Luke gave me this what the hell look and said, "Well, if you're going to have peanut butter in the shower, you might as well have jelly."

Then, I saw it on his face: a stroke of pure genius as he declared "I'll wear my bread thong!"

I think this may have to be manufactured. A loaf of bread in the front, connected to a waist band and a g-string. Pure genius. Get on that, Tommy Hilfiger. Best seller right there.